pittsburgh sweats

When someone needs to take a dump so bad that they start sweating. Sometimes happens in the middle of a big city with no bathrooms in sight.

"Rob is in rough shape. He's got the Pittsburgh sweats and the nearest bathroom is 2 blocks from here. He might not make it."

by Greg Fratt September 16, 2013

Pittsburgh Gentleman

A mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal, ginger ale, lime juice, and grenadine.

After a long day at the office, I like to put back a series of Pittsburgh Gentleman to take the edge off.

by Pburgh73 September 30, 2011

Pittsford Housewife

A resident of the upscale Rochester, NY suburb of Pittsford. Typically drives one of these cars: a black Escalade, a silver Lexus LX or a red Prius. Spends the day playing tennis at the club, having her nails done at one of the spas, planning her next shopping trip to Paris or New York, collecting items for a charity event silent auction, meeting with her decorator to decide on a fabric, attending a yoga class or watching the grounds crew work while reading Conde Nast Traveler next to the pool.

Pointing at a women shopping in Wegmans, "What do you think, a Pittsford Housewife?" Reply: "Absolutely. The body is too perfect not to have been sculpted."

by Blake777 April 3, 2011

Pittsburgh Porker

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver involving two men and one woman (preferably easy to lift). To execute this daring move the men must position themselves on either side of the girl sitting "doggy style" and enter their peni into the mouth and the vaginal orifices. After this has been accomplished both of the men stand up, lift the girl up whilst their cocks are still in their respective places and rotate the girl like a pig roasting over a fire.

John: "Zach and Jay Pittsburgh porker 'ed some hoe last night."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."

by Colby maddog Smith April 4, 2008

Pittsburgh Panini

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.

Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!

by SwellStuff December 3, 2019

pittsburgh goodbye

When you say goodbye by punching someone in the arm and shaking their hand.

He tried to kiss me but I panicked and gave him a Pittsburgh Goodbye

by Birchtreeleaf September 24, 2017

Pittsnogled

(verb). To be repeatedly beaten by the three point shot.

West Virginia nearly Pittsnogled their way into the Final Four, but then lost in OT to Louisville.

by Nelly of Greendale March 26, 2005