perfect pitch

Perfect Pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.
Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the relief of the audience.
by willie-j March 20, 2005
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perfect pitch

Perfect pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.
Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the great relief of all who can hear.
by duels May 13, 2005
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a perfect pitch

When you take a dump and go to wipe your arse and the paper comes away clean.
I took a shit yesterday and when i wiped the tp came up clean... I had thrown a perfect pitch!
by Fiddler234 January 06, 2017
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