pisstery

Unexplained urine spots commonly found on bedding, floors or other areas.

When I went into the kitchen this morning I found a big puddle of piss. It's a pisstery!

by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009

Piss Water

Cheap beer that contains very little alcohol. In the 70s 3.2 beer had this title, but since the national 21 year old drinkiing age it has been difficult to obtain. Now piss water is usually shitty beers like nattie ice and busch. Stupid college kids drink these beers. Don't be those kids.

Man, this piss water sucks. I've been to teh pisser 5 times and I'm not even buzzed yet.

by Billy The Impaler December 14, 2004

Pissterical

When you are laughing so hard that you wet your pants.

The joke Johnny told was so funny that by the time he got to the punch line, I was pissterical.

by Don McKeefery December 26, 2008

pissaster

to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.

Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

pisstaker

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mocks something or somebody

I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!

by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008

pissatorium

A large men's restroom, such as in a sports stadium.

The pissatorium was crowded after the third quarter.

by Mr.137 October 2, 2009

Mormon Piss Water

Slang for the beer sold in Utah which has a very low alcohol content. Got the name Mormon Piss Water from an urban legend which states "the mormons drink all the good beer and when they piss afterwards, they bottle it up and sell it to the general public."

Person 1: You drunk yet?

Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water

by YoungSully January 2, 2010