Pussticles

An overtly large or swollen pair of meat curtains that protrude from deep within the tool shed at the bottom of the lady garden

A saggy minge
A mumbler

"That chick should clearly not be wearing a bikini. You can see her pussticles from here, they look bigger than my nuts!"

by miniGMgoit February 21, 2011

Pisstall

Pissing anywhere in the bathroom except for the toilet or urinal.

Wow buddy, you have to check out the bowling alley bathroom. Somebody really pisstalled the shit out of it!

by Drewpsack February 5, 2018

pussical

something that is so raw and fire would be considered pussical 💅🏾. (positive adjective)

Damn she hooked me up, my nails look pussical.

by XTHATBITCHX March 13, 2021

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

pissicle

n. Frozen accumulation of yellow ice found upon fire hydrants visited by dogs in the north. By extention any urinaceous mass of ice in an alley or outside a bar.

You can tell the month accurately by the size of the pissicle beside O'Morgan's Bar.

I thought they'd installed a modern sculpture outside city hall but it's just a pissicle.

by Public_ice November 23, 2010

pissticky

When you sit down on the toilet and the seat is sticky because someone with a bad aim pissed all over the seat previously.

Bob: Dude I need to slash so bad
John: There are some public toilets over there, go for it!
Bob: Public toilets are always pissticky though!

by dexterchip July 21, 2010

pissticide

The proper name given to urine once it is placed on fresh produce.

1. I got drunk the other day, and while staggering home I stopped by Ol Man Johnson's farm and sprayed his crops with pissticide.

2.Bobby angered his waiter by acting like a jerk when he ordered his dinner, so the waiter got revenge by spraying his salad with pissticide.

by The Watcher May 23, 2003