PISSFLAP

Long smooth Lips attached to the vagina or cunt usually nice ones not big pieces of cunt ham or big wads of bubble gum
That fucking cunt has nice pissflaps not like her friend who's cunt hams collect a half a roll of toilet paper every time she wipes her stinky hole...ya man nice pissflaps
by Lee the dirty pig June 05, 2009
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pissflap

Whats that f**king Pissflap mucking about with now? The f**king numpty!!
by Anonymous January 31, 2003
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pissflaps

A slang word used to describe a unatractive pussy.
She has the biggest pair of pissflaps Ihave ever seen.
by Anonymous January 14, 2003
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Pissflap pancake

A term used to describe the labia of a woman which has endured many years of wide and varied activities.
There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children,
Her pissflap pancakes would drag along behind her.
by GregorTMS July 13, 2008
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Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

by 7Kev7 October 04, 2007
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sweaty pissflaps

much like regular pissflaps but an entertainly disturbing offshoot.
a woman has been working out in tight clothes. imagine the sweaty pissflaps. *shudders*
by lordblunkey March 05, 2005
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hairy pissflap

Hairy beef curtains . A British donner kebab with slaw . Pissflaps with hair as long as your arm with the possibility of tagnuts.
Dirty dirty pissflaps
Hairy pissflaps are Pissflaps with hair. Usually unusually long
Oi Dave Look at those fucking dirty pissflaps on that fat old slags minge. That is one hairy clunge

I bet you'd love a bit of that in yer gob.

You can flas yer teeth with that shit
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