Piss Mote

A moat of urine created by the homeless that created a physical and psychological barrier when entering a space. Individuals a generally deterred from patronizing locations surrounded by a piss mote for a plethora of reasons. Perhaps the actual barrier is unattractive, the smell may disincentive entry. Perhaps the 500 homeless men who created the mote in the first place are still there. A piss mote is a symbol of an area’s decline coupled with the lack of proper rest room facilities.

1. There used to be a McDonald's on Spring Street until the piss mote got it.
2. Don't used the elevator at the train station. There are so many homeless that and no bathroom for days, and you just know its got a piss mote.
3. You know when white flight happens; when the piss mote gets the whole town.
4. New Brunswick was nice until the piss mote (Raritan River) got it.

by Pom Peterson April 21, 2008

piss momma

An older female whom engages in the art of seductive urination, sometime for a pre-negotiated fee. A Piss Momma is known to regularly leave her mark everywhere with her calling card, an empty plastic water bottle. Follow the trail of water bottles and meet up with a Piss Momma and negotiate your terms.

Hey bro, just say this nice little Piss Momma at the bar. She left behind her empty water bottle in her seat. On it was written a phone number and it says for a golden good time Call Jessica.

by Callmethunda August 3, 2017

Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)

by Cock April 26, 2005

Piss Money

Low amounts of money you can spend without remorse nor thought.
Typically less than 100$

A million dollars to a billionaire is piss money.
Person 1- Tj got shot over $40
Person 2- 40$?!? Man that's piss money
Rich Broke Stupid Drunk Money to blow Vacation Paycheck Ghetto Student loans

by Sstav October 23, 2015

Piss-mop

An unkempt female (or male!) nether region. When the pubic hairs are so long they get in the way of the urine stream and thus collect urine like a mop.

Now that she trimmed her piss-mop, Evilynne doesn't stain her britches.

by Effie Saint Profane August 13, 2012

piss mop

a mop used in public washrooms by fat ass janitors with tight pants and no hair left because they ripped it out and get to mop up peoples piss off the floor.

haha u r a piss mopper!

by Fat Tits Fart September 4, 2005

piss monkeys

All the sea monkeys that get left behind after the act... that are flushed out into the waterways of the world.

Frequently used as a manner of swearing without swearing.

God damn piss monkeys!
What the piss monkeys is going on here?
I say, piss monkeys again?

by XopsX June 12, 2003