Platitude

Platypus with attitude

The best way to keep your kids away from sex is to inform them of everything there is, instead of giving them platitude.

by Branjamin Franklin July 17, 2009

prattitude

When everything about ones demeanor or character or speech or attitude reeks of being a complete prat, having a false sense of entitlement, arrogance, and being clueless as to social etiquette due to aforementioned sense of entitlement and dumbfuckery.

Damn, that guy Blaque has a bad prattitude about.. well, everything!

Whenever James opens his mouth, he betrays his own irredeemable prattitude.

by wirdatrd May 16, 2013

platitude salad

The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.

Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.

by Genna tayleeah June 19, 2019

Pervtitude

The amplitude of a persons perversion or pervertedness.

Jane: The first thing my anatomy professor did was put up a picture of tits on the screen and then showed us a science of sex movie.

Dick: Yeah I heard he has a Asian fetish too, some asian girl cheated on his test and he let it be.

Jane: Whatever. Now he's making us take pictures so he can "recognize us better"

Dick: Man that guy has some pervtitude

That show Furi Kuri (Fooly Cooly) has some mad pervtitude.

by durkopernicus March 12, 2011

platitude

A platypus's attitude, in a negative way.

"Man when I went to the zoo I was given some serious platitude!"

by ebkf October 22, 2007

Platitude

A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.

Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."

by Ed May 6, 2005

patitude

attitude that consists of extreme sass, huffiness, touchiness, and often smart-ass responses. A hybrid between a temper tantrum, a diva-like rant, and a pre-throwdown litany of profanity.

When James started complaining about the air conditioning in the car, claiming it was making his contacts dry out and his joints stiff, and repetitively asked that everything go his way, we told him to cut the patitude.

by kirstenruleslikewhoa May 8, 2005