pikalund

A bakchod pajeet Pikachu. Super edgy, reeks of teen angst.

Person 1: Hey, where is Aryan10 today?
Person 2: Oh, pikalund?
Person 1: Yeah, that bakchod Pikachu.

Person 2: Eh, probably fapping in Viridian Forest.

by Pajeet Ketchum February 5, 2019

Christopher Penaldus

A person from Portugal who like to discover unknown nation when international break happen, he already discovered nation like Lithuania, Luxembourg,San Marino and Andorra

Thanks to Christopher Penaldus.He is the reason why I pass my geography test

by Penaldoggy is finished September 28, 2021

Penalty Bong

From over 35 years of personal knowledge. . . .

Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup. Much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit.

(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)

See also "PB-Penalty Bong"

“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..(A) spill all the rest of our dope on the floor? (B) tell your Mom we just dropped acid? (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) (C) pee yourself? (D) tell that cop we were stoned? (E) smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit? (F) eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies? (G) spill the bong water? (H) do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me? . . . penalty bong!”

(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"Penalty Fuckin Bong or P Fuckin B")

by Hednout March 16, 2011

Penalty Merchant

A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21

Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant

by Libelllula December 31, 2021

Pristiano Penaldo

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021

PenaltyMan

A professional player from Portugal who is widely known to statpad with penalties against pizza makers commonly against the mighty Cagliari, a penalty eventually covers his bad performance in a game.

Juventus lost to **Milan** because PenaltyMan was not awarded a penalty.

by I'mHiwirbrhfi September 2, 2020

Pina

Is a well known Italian name for a female. It is the shortform for Josephine or Peppina. It is a unique name brought to North America by Italian immigrants.

Means someone who loves books, loves nature and is a fierce defender to all animals. Is a loyal life long friend. Is an uplifting impromptu councellor. Is strong where others are weak. Seeks justice not the center stage. who is wonderful and profound and does not easily reveal herself to others.

Has faith in herself and belief in others. Has a strong mind and unbreakable will. Does not suffer fools lightly. Loves family, especially children. Outlasts all in determination and ability. Rises out of the ashes to reinventive herself, and never gives up. Strong, determined and deeply devoted.

Like a Phoenix, Pina rises out of the ashes.

by Italian Femmina November 11, 2010