piketty

v. to fill in missing data with a wild-ass guess; to reconcile a deficiency in data by making shit up that gives you the result you desire.

Named after celebrity economist Thomas Piketty, who filled in the gaps in his argument by making up numbers and passing them off as historical data.

I forgot to save my receipts for that meal, so I'll just piketty the expense report, claim it was $1000, and take a vacation with the difference.

I guess I should've studied for that test more. I pikettied half the answers.

by wealthinequality November 1, 2014

penetraitor

Referring to the band, Infiltraitor.

Penetraitor is the name given to the musical spirit of said band. It shall penetrate your senses, giving you an entirely orgasmic experience, similar to sex.

Poor unfortunate: I just had myself some sex
Luckiest man alive: Well I just got myself some Penetraitor.

Poor Unfortunate: Bitch

by rssreader July 30, 2009

pietro maximoff

Pietro Maximoff, also known as Quicksilver, was played by Aaron Taylor Johnson in the movie Avengers: Age of Ultron. He is known among the fandom as the hot guy with the accent who sadly dies. His twin is Wanda Maximoff, also known as Scarlet Witch.

Have you seen Avengers two yet? Yeah, Pietro Maximoff's death was so sad.

by definition of fangirl September 18, 2016

Penetranus

Penetration of the anus. Sexual penetration of the anus with the penis, finger(s), fist, foot or sex device.

Roger's girlfriend was lubed and spread on the bed when he got home. It was obvious to him that she was quite ready for a little penetranus.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2015

Pietro Maximoff

The hottest man alive, better then Johnny depp and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Do you know Pietro Maximoff?

Oh you mean the most beautiful man alive?
Yes.

by Bestpersonever😏 July 4, 2021

Piet

Piets are the most delicious hot creatures on planet earth, all girls would like some D from P. Very loyal, funny and handsome, knows what he wants and can be very persuasive. Great sex comes with a Piet.

Damn that goodlooking boy is Piet!/I wish my boyfriend was like Piet./Everybody loves Piet.

by GodOfPiets October 20, 2019

Emancipation Penetration

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.

We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch

by missindsey February 18, 2010