pilfer

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

by Diego August 18, 2003

pivert

the word "pivert" is a word you use when someone try to be/says something they them selves think is funny but everybody around just hink is lame and imbarrising. you use the word pivert to make the person that said or did the "funny" thing fell lame and embarresd.

lame friend:"dude, your shoes look like shit, did you buy them at the shit-store? ahhahahah "

other friend:"pivert dude, pivert"

lame friend:"shut the fuck up! asshole"

by spezar November 16, 2010

butt-piller

n. one who engages in the act of placing pills or other tabs such as ecstasy in their rectum.

Hey frank, did sasquatch just shove a hit of ecstasy up his ass?

yeah, he's a total butt-piller.

by frankie capone November 28, 2013

Pilfer

An activity enjoyed by meth heads; this includes rummaging and pocketing through someone elses belongings. Abandoned houses are an easy target. The dopey's usually aquire a dozen flashlights, broken watches, Bluetooth speakers and portable batteries.

Hey Jim Tom, lets go pilfer out in Pongo tonight?

by GeekerGeeker1-9 January 26, 2018

piloerection

1. The involuntary erection of hairs. Could be in response to cold, shock, or other conditions.

2. Hiding your boner under a pillow.

1. The gentle breeze gave my arm a slight piloerection.

2. Blossom received quite a shock when she accidentally discovered my piloerection.

by Renshaw Shearer September 5, 2007

pulverize

to defeat and punish thoroughly

They pulverized them at the game.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

Pilfer the Wellington

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013