by 6996699669 August 21, 2019
Get the Piliospicle mug.Person 1: "Yo, I want some pilk."
Person 2: "Which kind? We live in a society, a place that speaks a language. You should use it to specify which kind of milk concoction you fucking want. This is on the same level as the god-forsaken places that use "coke" to mean any soft drink, though it would make sense in both ways if they put cocaine in all their sode. We're done, Gerald, and I'm getting a divorce. Fucking illiterate deadbeat."
Person 2: "Which kind? We live in a society, a place that speaks a language. You should use it to specify which kind of milk concoction you fucking want. This is on the same level as the god-forsaken places that use "coke" to mean any soft drink, though it would make sense in both ways if they put cocaine in all their sode. We're done, Gerald, and I'm getting a divorce. Fucking illiterate deadbeat."
by Galactipod October 19, 2021
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Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.
by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005
Get the Karl Pilkington mug.Mili Pili is literally the Spanish abreviation of the female names Milagros and Pilar (especially argentinean spanish). It is used in a despective and derogatory way to refer to millenial teens who tend to have an extremely clumsy and naïve point of view about different topics on life, or whose lives evolve around silly and unrelevant things, such as wearing brand clothing or being the most popular girl at school. In all, it's a way to call a girl 'stupid'.
"Me compré un BMW y ahora todas las Mili Pilis quieren salir conmigo"
("I bought a BMW and now all the Mili Pilies want to date me")
("I bought a BMW and now all the Mili Pilies want to date me")
by ArgieGopnik September 12, 2017
Get the mili pili mug.A non-word invented by hyphenated “Filipino” coconuts/bananas who have no idea about real Filipino culture and are trying to impose their westernized values on a proud Southeast Asian people.
Person 1: Stop using the word Filipino! That is so patriarchal, racist and promotes colonial white supremacy! Use PILIPINX to reclaim our roots!
Person 2: What a fucking coconut.
Person 2: What a fucking coconut.
by a_real_filipino November 3, 2020
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Get the pelikin mug.A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.
by skwurlled January 7, 2010
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