piffer

When you slyly lick the tip of your thumb and gently "flick a woman's bean"

Mike and Alice were messing around on the couch. Mike decided to steal 3rd base and give her a little piffer.

by JamesBradshsw November 13, 2015

piffers

fanny flaps, flackets, kebabs

dean ur mum has saggy piffers

by bob September 4, 2004

piffer

a slang term for the female genitalia.

ie. jodi slept with panties on for fear of getting spiders in her piffer.

by upnorth August 23, 2005

Piffer

An almost silent, "whooshing" or "piffing" fart.

Try as he might, John's attempt to let only a piffer resulted in a full-blown, sphincter clapping fart.

by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003

Piffer

This is when somebody sticks their finger up their butt and scratches it. Then they lick their finger.

Eww that girl is Definitely a Piffer did you see her just do that?

by Vinicent May 28, 2008

shiny puffery

the shiny puffy jackets becoming the top fashion trend in cold areas, very similar to a shrunken half bodied Michelin man.

The invasion of the shiny puffery has begun. Everyone wears these crazy jackets at least they are warm.

by enemybear November 22, 2011

seat piffer

Somone who goes around town smelling other peoples bicycle seats.

I caught Doug eyeballing a Schwinn earlier;man he's the only seat piffer I know.

by KrookedEye August 31, 2007