Like someone trying to get ahead by brown nosing, a pickle smoocher is a cock sucker that gently caresses the ego of the one he seeks to influence, rather than going right for the deep throat.
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Hey, did you see that pickle smoocher, David's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?
by Dave Dil Doe December 28, 2011
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A homosexual male that operates undercover until he gets you alone. Usually operates in bars or at the gym.
I hate to tell you this Harry, but I think the guy who just bought you a beer is a Pickle Smootcher.
by Benny the chicken killer July 12, 2006
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