Piano

Italian term for the word ‘soft’.

Observe the piano mark on the piece for your recital.

by Aeaes May 31, 2018

Piano

An instrument that looks like it will be fun to start playing, but is extremely tideous and difficult, and therefore seen as boring by many. However, when you become an advanced pianist, you will look at the instrument as God's greatest gift to humanity.

Guy A: ugh, I wish I never wasted all of that money on piano lesson. It has to be the most boring instrument ever! Three years with this piece of crap they call an instrument!
Guy B: I've played it for 17 years, it's the best thing that ever has happened to humanity.

by Xyko March 4, 2016

Piano

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

I play the piano...terribly

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Piano

The awesome skill of ALL Russians and Asians. It is beloved by the older generations because of the extensive section of classical music. Can strike fear into the hearts of many youths who are forced to play in piano competition and learn impossible pieces.

Despuesde las clases, yo voy a la clase de piano los jueves.
After classes, I go to piano lessons on Thursdays.

by DontStalkMeEverPlease February 8, 2012

Piano

A cross between a typewriter and a dildo.

Eileen, stop fornicating that piano!

Bob, have you finished typing the piano yet?

by Andrey Biggins May 20, 2009

Piano

1. An instrument commonly used to kill of people in a game of mafia (can also be used to play music)

2. Latin for softttttt

He died from a piano falling on him again? That’s the 12 billionth time already!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021

Piano

Verb: The action of inserting an object/body part into another person's bumhole...generally against their will.

That man got completly pianoed by that woman's finger (as seen in 'The Piano').

DONT PIANO ME.

Ant was pianoing Dec.....thoughtfully, using a large beetle from a bush tucker trial.

One daaaaaay me and my friend went in to the forrrrreesstttt and got completly pianoed alllllll daaaaayyyy long.

by Pianoman2000 December 6, 2010