APC Physics AP Tests

College Board split up APC Physics into two tests. You would think that they made each section half as easy.

Apparently not. These two tests are still the hardest tests in all of high school; now, however, you have to pay twice to get raped twice.

A: "How did you do on the APC Physics AP Tests?"
B: "Which section?"
A: "Mechanics?"
B: "I was raped."
A: "Then how did you do on the electricity and magnetism section?"
B: "I was raped even harder."

by KobeDragon December 17, 2010

AP Physics B

Synonymous with suicide, AP Physics B is a hardcore class where you learn nothing, but manage to complete an entire textbook by April. Packets of AP questions are given over holiday breaks and homework is given during mid-terms, while regular book assignments can take up to three hours a night to complete, and tests have nothing to do with the material covered in class. Conclusively, AP Physics B is a class only hardcore science and nerd lovers should take.

John: Hey, there's a hockey game tonight- wanna go?
Jane: Sorry, but I'll be killing myself AP Physics B style.

by JAEMDE January 23, 2011

mastering physics

It is something that gets to your heads. First year physics students going into sciences may be subjected to this psychological torture. Basically, you have six chances to answer a question correct, after that... you get O. Some people develop a certain detached immunity towards it, overcoming their initial fears, picturing in their minds the day when the program will no longer be needed to judge adequate understanding of elementary physics.

<person 1> OMG i haven't done my mastering physics yet! Kill me now!!!
<person 2> shit, I forgot to do it too... why... oh why??
<person 3> don't let it get to your heads guys! Don't let it get to you...the moment it senses weakness, you're doomed!

by Pepy October 5, 2007

mastering physics

verb and/or noun: the process of demoralizing aspiring science majors by the keepers of the knowledge who devised such a tool.

Doublespeak.

Punishing students for trying to learn by making homework become a graded quiz rather than a learning tool, and consequently depriving them of time to actually learn by keeping them preoccupied with ambiguous and gramatically incorrect descriptions and questions.

I am your professor, and you will be mastering physics. Mwahahahaha!!!!

So what do you have for homework today? Mastering physics . . . FML.

by kreeper211 May 11, 2009

ap physics

Proof that Satan exists. Who else could be behind the torture that is AP Physics?

In AP Physics, the class average on the last test was 55.

by h8physics October 4, 2004

bethesda physics

when playing fallout 3 and you shoot someone/thing in the foot and due to the massive overpressure in the armor or skin builds up and releases in a completely unrelated part of the body ie: shot in the foot and the head and arm fly off

DUDE1: i totally shot that raider in the hand and his legs shot off

DUDE2: i know i do it to super mutants all the time gota' love bethesda physics

by mkoas321 June 6, 2011

Face vs. Physics

To get hit by a flying object in the face,the reason its

" Vs. " is that it's a contest or challenge, if you get hit and take pain , you win , if you scream or yell you lose but it can be just a saying when someone face planted somewhere.

Victim: * falls * Ow!
Person: dude are you ok?

Victim: ahh! Yeah.
Person: dude, Face Vs. Physics!
Victim: Lol! Ha!

by FistOfJusticeTV March 1, 2015