Phototitic Memory

When a man has a photographic memory of all titties he has ever seen.

Man A: *watching porn*: Dude I've seen those tittes somewhere before.
Man B: What do you mean man?
Man A: Dude I have a phototitic memory, I never forget a pair of tits. Those belong to my ex girlfriend Laquisha.

by Dominican Justice April 23, 2014

Photoshit

The act of applying Photoshop in an attempt to replicate style, skill, or talent. Where in reality the photographer only conveys a sense of pretentiousness shit.

Have you seen that those photos on SHMKR, a Portraiture photos?

Yeah that Shmkr sure is great at photoshit.

by The portraiture March 14, 2011

Photochopz

The funnest Photoshop forums, contest and tutorial site on the net. It's members are a little eccentric, but are nonetheless helpful & insightful to those seeking Photoshop knowledge. There are two weekly contests that are open to all skill levels that are voted on by other members based on personal opinion rather than a "karma" system used widely on lesser sites. Additonally, you'll find open forums for random chopz, member submitted resources tutorials, as well as many other catagories ranging from politics to health & fitness; not to mention a catch-all Miscellaneous section that is uncensored and off the wall musings of the sites personalities.

Photochopz is superior to every other Photoshop site ever conceived.

by DookieChopz December 16, 2008

Photoholic

Someone who is addicted to taking photographs.

Steph is such a photoholic-she takes her camera everywhere.

by Tom Shirley March 8, 2008

photoshop

A program made by Adobe used to manipulate images.

Also a term for an image manipulated with the software, which is usually a combination of two or more unrelated images.

Dude, he photoshopped Hitler's face onto Clinton's body! That is totally ninja!

by Legato February 18, 2003

photophobia

Photophobia is a fear of, or adverse physical or psychological reaction to light. Whether from rapid change of light intensity, or sudden burst of bright light, as from a camera flash. Not to be confused with heliophobia, which is a fear of the Sun.

When we went to the laser light show, Jon must've got a case of photophobia. He puked and had a seizure.

by Bada Bing, Bada Boom September 1, 2013

photohog

A noun referring someone who somehow manages to make their way into all your photos, usually in the background and possibly giving you bunny ears or making other rude gestures.
Also a verb referring to the actions of a photohog.

Coined by Ellen DeGeneres as host of the 2014 Oscars.

Chuck: I can’t believe Bob didn’t notice me in the background of his Facebook photos from Friday's party…
Eve: Oh, Chuck! You photohog!

Jack: I bet you, Jim, and Jeff can’t photohog at least half of Joe and Jane's wedding pictures.
Jill: You’re on!

by Neodictarian March 12, 2014