Phonestrated

Frustrated with your cellphone

I phonestrated because my phone keeps crashing

by Ash__B February 2, 2017

Phonetarded

When you get a brand new, totally different phone and are completely incapable of using it at all.

Oh sorry I can't. I'm phonetarded.

by @Keefy August 7, 2011

phonetard

n. A smartphone or PDA that does not operate intuitively and seamlessly with a Macintosh computer.

I just got a new Blackberry Tour from Verizon and that phonetard can't even share music with iTunes.

by TheLastChanceTexaco October 1, 2009