Perfect Phonecall

n.- v.- (t.) A situation or circumstance alleged to be legitimate, but is plainly otherwise.

"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."

by k80theshade November 17, 2019

phoneRAGE

The act of calling an a person with the intent of screaming or playing loud music into the receiver until he or she hangs up the phone.

"Man, John totally phoneraged Katie at the concert last night during the song about a cheating girlfriend."

by the kom December 16, 2007

turkish phonecall

engaging in phone sex from the old country!!

Paul and Tashina kept me up all night with their damn turkish phonecall. fuckers. ahaha

by Tashina & Paul. August 7, 2007

Pooneral

Where you bury your own poop.

I just buried my poop at my pooneral.

by gregben March 19, 2022

Phoneality

The genre of TV that is stated as reality but is found to be phony/staged. Basically, anything on TV that claims to be real that is not (or is not/does not do what is claimed).

Phoneality TV - Ghost Hunters, Jersey Shore, The Hills

Phoneality Infomercials - Slap Chop, Shamwow, Ab Circle Pro

Phoneality Stunts - Wardrobe Malfunction, Balloon Boy

by SoCalParrothead January 6, 2010

Phonecallable

Not worthy of a phone call

He is not phonecallable (phone-call-able), I got other people I need to call.

by Island gyal bubbles December 4, 2019

phoderall

Adderall + phó

I have a midterm tomorrow, let’s phoderall and study.

by Chrileen October 8, 2020