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facebook phone

Things on Facebook like chat and videos never seem to work, or just periodically break. A facebook phone is a phone that just randomly stops working for no reason.
Person 1:ok this fucking phone just randomly deleted all of my like 20 contacts!!!!!! and all my text messages ohhhhhmyyyFUCK this is super gay

Person 2: sounds like you have a facebook phone
by Alurker September 24, 2009
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phoneface

The unusual faces people make in public when looking at their phone while texting, reading their incoming call history, or checking their voicemail. This face is exaggerated when the person is checking their phone in a poorly lit area.
"He just texted me back, lemme look." she makes a phoneface while checking the text message.
by 5zerocool March 29, 2010
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PhoneFacePlant

When someone gets hit in the face with their own phone while texting or in a video call.
There was blood all over after we got rear-ended and Elizbeth PhoneFacePlanted!

She had a nasty PhoneFacePlant cut over her eye.
by justmatt June 26, 2016
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Facebook Phony

A person who paints an false or misrepresanative image of ones self on Facebook. Intended to deceive. And create a grand or fabulous life. When in fact it is not the reality.
She is a total Facebook Phony. Always posting pictures and quotes depicting a gloriuosly fabulous life.
by hardwoodstan August 11, 2009
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