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phoism

the love and worship and adoration of pho
i live the tenets of Phoism, foo' !
by praximus prime April 18, 2011
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mapa poist

an early 16th century demon that escaped hell only to haunt the ignorant and the simple minded
mapa poist came to my house and almost killed me
by Mapa Mapa Mapa Mapa September 3, 2018
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Phostic

word used by college students meaning "cool" or "relaxed". Phostic can also mean "party animal".
Phostic
by IloveCollege14 October 16, 2009
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Phonsty

Phonsty (adjective) is a combination of the two words “phone” and “thirsty”. Someone becomes phonsty when they spend a large amount of time without using their smart phone, typically hours. They become thirsty for smart content that they can access with their phones such as messages, YouTube/Tiktok videos, photos on Instagram etc.
Have you seen my phone? I was out for a run and now I am phonsty.
by cleverneverever January 30, 2023
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Poister

n. A euphemism for the vagina; short for panty oyster it is a portmanteau etymologically derived from panty salmon, however oyster has since replaced salmon. Proponents of panty salmon over panty oyster claim their term is more closely aligned with the female sexual cycle (Women are like salmon, sexually, in that they swim up a stream of sexual consciousness until they reach their peak at around 40 ergo, panty salmon) It should be noted that panty salmon is considered an anachronism and is only permissible in a scholarly context. Some philologists and semiotics expets believe poister is best spoken with a British accent, debate continues.
Do you fancy a toss about with her poister?

When her poister is moister, its time to hoist her

What's her problem?
She has some sand in her poister.
by JonLokiGanjatron October 4, 2010
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Poist

A disciple of Poism. A Poist is one that studies and learns from the Poist Deity.

How many Disciples of Po exist?
It is unknown, but their grows in secret. They lurk in many places. <(^_^)>
"The way of a Poist is like the wind swaying the bell of a cow that is drinking from a bubbling brook."
Becomes:
"The wind swaying a cow that is the brook bubbling from a bell"
by Gibz October 17, 2006
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Photistic

Like Autistic but with a camera.

The individual it describes believes they are quite the photographer but are really just challenged...
Joels new hobby sure makes him sound Photistic
by Anon................. October 26, 2008
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