phocockraphy

noun: the art or process of producing images of the cock and balls by the action of radiant energy and especially light on a sensitive surface. Special attention is given to the angle and perspective of the image to maximize the quality and desirability of the cock and balls.

Craigslist M4W is a great place to learn phocockraphy.

by Derb2011 October 30, 2011

Phocks

The realest nibba you ever did see ok and he spits so many facts u can call him a factory ok

“Y’all heard that new Phocks track? This shit bussin bussin like on god on god

by Not Phocks June 5, 2021

Phock

Verb: Pronounced /fok/
3rd person present: phocks; past tense: phocked; past participle: phocked; present participle: phocking

To ruin someone's meal plans (especially when involving noodles).

Erin (via text): "Rabiah, I'm here at the Vietnamese place, you totally phocked me! I want to throw this noodle in your face!"

Rabiah: "I waited 2 phocking hours!"

Erin: "Phock!"

by littlebrowngirl September 4, 2013

phocapitate

To photo-decapitate. To take a picture that cuts off a person's head from being visible in the picture. Generally unintentional.

Catherine, you totally phocapitated us in this picture!!

I don't know whether to tag Heather or Nancy, because the person was phocapitated due to poor camera skills.

by papanoel001 May 15, 2011

phocko

The definition of phocko is a person who will kick your grandma down the stairs while dancing around screaming "I have filled the prophecy"

FREIND== Hey. I cant believe your mom really let you stay the night at my house.
PHOCKO== Yea. Me too. Hey weres your grandma?
FRIEND== Up the stairs. why?
PHOCKO== Nothing
====PHOCKO goes up the stairs and stands behind freinds grandma. Then kicks her down the stairs====
FRIEND== GRANDMA!!!! NO. WHY???
PHOCKO== I FILLED THE PROPHECY OF MY GREAT ANCESTORS!!!! I DID IT.

by PHOCKO May 17, 2023

Phocket

The front pocket on your shirt where you're supposed to keep your phone.

Ever since I put the otter box back on my iPhone, it wont fit in my phocket.

by Megan Soetaert May 23, 2012

Phock

Phock u beeechhhh

Person uno: Motherphocker
Person dos: wut da phock did u just called me

by Fried Tiles January 27, 2021