Plorgus

The type of person who makes the worst decisions and blames their mistakes on others.

Guy a: He told me to steal the gum!
Guy b: No I didn't you Plorgus.

by Larma March 8, 2017

Phlorp

The act of removing a used condom from the depths of a gentlemans' arse after depositing some of your finest in there and allowing the same gentleman to suck the liquid out.

Oh nitro, i seem to have left the wrapper inside of you, would you care to phlorp it?

by Megdalchont January 16, 2022

Phloog

Typically named “Logan Riley Wallace” (but not on all occasions), a phloog is a being who holds cats captive in his basement and subjects them to specific tortures such as giving them the names “Kiki By Drake” and/or Sheba. Phloogs are hellspawn creatures and certified menaces to society. They also are known for hatred towards followers of Islam who they have known for about 8 years.

You’re a phloog

by The Phloog Exterminator March 27, 2021

phlogging

Photo blogging, especially as in mass publishing of private photos.

- I wish Sylvia would stop phlogging her baby. There's more than 600 snaps in this batch!

by attrap May 27, 2009

PHLOG

A photo-vlog is a video comprised of a series of still photographs documenting daily life.

Originally invented by RVBBERDUCK in October 2016.

OMG have you seen the latest phlog?

by rvbberduck October 15, 2016

plorgo

Plorgo is a word that annoys people if repeated a million times in HUGE letters.

ZekeyLizard says:
Do you know what i like about you?

PLORGO
PLORGO
PLORGO
PLORGO

by Sex January 4, 2005

Phlogg

Anything that your roommate whipped up out of shit in the fridge.Usually tastes like shit too!

Hey Bob! Whats for dinner? I'm not sure? I think its called Phlogg. Whats Phlogg? I dono.

by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008