Plandid

When you plan to take a photo that is supposed to appear candid.

Jake posed on the bridge and looked far off into the distance knowing that Karin was taking a his picture. That's a plandid.

by icwish January 30, 2010

Plandipitous

a planned, seemingly coincidental occurrence, often as a result of covert faccebook/physical stalking.

noun: plandipity

Jess: Oh Rob, fancy bumping into you here of all places, what are the chances.

Rob: Indeed, how plandipitous!

by RobHimself December 9, 2012

Phandom

The phandom is a group of fans for two YouTube stars called danisnotonfire and amazingphil.

The phandom have many different platforms to base themselves around. Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Vine, Facebook and the most important, YouTube.

No group of fans from any social media platform are better than the other. They all seem to disagree with one another so it causes a shitstorm.

Normal person: do Dan and Phil have like a special fan club or something?
Member of the phandom: yeah it's called the phandom!

Normal person: so if you like Dan and Phil, you are in the phandom?

Member of phandom: HELLZ YEAH!

by Illuminatihowell November 2, 2015

Polander

The kind of haircut young Polish men have. Not quite a skinhead, not quite a crew cut. A Polander.

"What will it be, sir?"
"A Polander, please"

by LimmyDotCom April 1, 2009

Poland

No one hates it more then Poles.

Is the living proof that the church should never be involved in Politics.

Polish people are stubborn yet very friendly! Also no one cooks better than a Polish grandma. Not that you’ll ever the receipt. And everyone has that one uncle that makes the best alcohol drinks ever.

As of 2017 Poland has gone back to the Middle Ages. Any day now anyone from the LGBT community will be burned at the stakes, if you just want to loosen the laws regarding abortion you join them. Also if the economic laws keep on as they are before the virus kills them, their economy will be killed by the government.

That’s what you get when the TRUE ruler is a duck. A DUCK!

Someone: Wow this country is beautiful! Let’s move here!

Someone 2: NO. ITS POLAND !
LGBT representative: *burns alive* yeah maybe let’s no stay here!!!

by CR_ April 27, 2020

plandex

Material made of pleather and spandex and made into pants for fat women to wear in order to make them feel like they are trying to get their sexy back. Not to be confused with sweat pants.

Look Janet, Marge is wearing her plandex pants again. She hasn't missed a meal.

by user3684 April 29, 2012

Poland

The first country to defeat the Soviet Union in war. The country that defeated the Teutonic knights, ending German supremacy for hundreds of years. The occupied nation with the largest Nazi resistance movement in World War II. The first Eastern Bloc country to break free of communism. The second country in the world with a written constitution (after the U.S.), and the first in Europe.

Not to mention their rather extremely beautiful women.

I'm not Polish, but they've got one of the most interesting histories in the world.

by mtrisk August 13, 2005