Phillipino Flap Jack

A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.

Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight

John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.

Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!

by Facawi November 23, 2010

Phillipino

The most superior race in the whole universe. I recommend becoming friends with one. it will change your life. no joke.

Places you might see them?

1)The Phillipines.

2) in an Expats house (normally in Hong Kong) with a Broom and Brush in hand.

3) or even just at the local Karaoke Bar

the best specimens are always the Half Scottish/Half Phillipino kind. they are truly exceptional.

"whoa man, look at the way she moves! she must be Phillipino"

by Half-cast May 26, 2009

Phillipino Popsicle

when a chick gets done in her ass....and then she sucks it off

i got done in my ass so hard i had to give a Phillipino Popsicle

by Alotawidevaginatolick January 16, 2009

phillipino nipple

When your skin tag starts to turn purple/black from its original pinkish coloring.

Bro, what the hell is that hanging from your armpit? It looks like a phillipino nipple.

by ScrubbyBubbles August 9, 2017

phillipino surprise

When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.

Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Phillipines

It’s “Philippines” ya fucken’ dumb cunt get it right

“You’re from the phillipines?”
“It’s Philippines, dude.”
“Oh so you’re phillipinian?”

by Niromani May 27, 2023

Phillipino glass jungle flute

Philipino glass jungle flute

Herb brought over the ol one two 420.calibre phillipino glass jungle flute for a praccy sesh

by Dracula's sackpipe January 9, 2024