Cohen Pettit

A god among gods. Pray to him.

Cohen Pettit will heal all of us

by Oilmeupdaddy420 August 6, 2021

angry pettit

When a man, who is secually attracted to only cheerleaders but is crippled by his obsessiveness over germs, forces said cheerleader to occupy a bubble contraption, thereby engagin in pleasurable cheerleader sex inside a germ-free environment.

"Dan knew that the cheerleader he was eyeing was unsavory, so he decided to gag her and force her into a bubble and thus engaging in the angry pettit."

by ITTTTTT September 29, 2009

Jessie Pettit

A very attractive young women who is often on the shorter side. Don’t let her size confuse you though, she packs quite a punch and is a very passionate person. She has a wonderful laugh and keeps life interesting for those around her. Dairy is her kryptonite so you might wanna stay away from that. Nevertheless, she’s a wonderful human being and is SUPER hot.

“You see that girl over there? She’s DEFINITELY a Jessie Pettit.”

by Indecisive narwhals July 9, 2018