John Petrucci

1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.

Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.

John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secret tape" and see for yourself.

by Sleepyfate February 20, 2009

John Petrucci

One of the greatest guitar players to ever walk the earth. Guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and a solo artist. Can shred like a madman, but is virtuostic and can play pretty much any style of music as well.

John Petrucci is a fuckin cunt cuz he can shred better than I can.

by Jared Dowty September 24, 2005

petruccinated

The state of mind you are in after one has listened to one or more guitarsolos by the possibly greatest living guitarist John Petrucci.

-Kalle, I just listened to Fatal Tragedy, man that solo is so awsome.
-Lol, Petruccinated.

by simon October 22, 2006

john petrucci

one of the greatest guitarist nowadays... he's the guitarist for dreamtheater and liquid tension experiment... very creative and versatile... play fusion and prog metal...

jazz: an evening with John petrucci... and some song in liquid tension experiment
prog metal: the rest of it...

by godstool July 29, 2008

John Petrucci

PN. Words fail to accurately describe the guitar-playing prowess of John Petrucci. Shredding, as well as slower, more virtuosic playing are second nature to him. He possesses incredible amounts of endurance, as he can play 20+ minute songs without problems. He is currently the excellent lyricist and songwriter for the prog-metal band Dream Theater. One of the three founding members of Dream Theater, he founded the band under the name Majesty in 1985, along with John Myung and Mike Portnoy. He is very talented at using minor keys, and writes music which makes your neck hair stand on end from the eerie tone and the pure awesomeness coming through the speakers. 6-or 7-string, it makes no difference, he trumps every other guitarist EVER.

John Petrucci will go down in history as a legendary shredder and virtuoso, and many of his songs might be considered miracles of songwriting and guitar playing. Many prog rockers, myself included, want to play like John Petrucci, meet him, or at least be in his presence, as his talent might spread by osmosis. For some excellent songs, I reccommend In The Name of God, Endless Sacrifice, Sacrificed Sons, Metropolis, and Another Day, to name a few.

by Dragomir Andreyevich August 19, 2007

petrucciary

To play something so awesome that everyone else in the room dies.

Oh shit, I did a petrucciary, I killed the audience-said John Petrucci of Dream Theater

by Callum The Wise September 18, 2007

John Petrucci

Simply guitar Jesus
Founding member and guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and more
Legend has it he could play 69,420,000 notes per second

You’ll never be better than him, period

You’re trying to cover a John Petrucci solo? Forget about it.

by anonymous August 19, 2021