dirty petie

After smoking weed,and while high a man puts on high heels, fishnet pantyhos, red lipstick, and lights at least 13 candles in a room. Then another man comes in and gets the guy up the butt while wearing all of the above, therefore making a dirty petie

person 1-"Hey, bret how was ur high last night"
person 2-"it was alright until everybody forced me to recieve a dirty petie"
person 1-"Sucks to be you"

by Definitely NOT Petie Hernandez December 10, 2006

Petie List

The list of people you put on your facebook block option so they can't annoy you on Facebook I.M.

I had this girl/guy that won't leave me alone. I had to add them to the Petie List.

by The guy who doesn't know you July 13, 2010

Perfie

The act of being Perf or perfect; perfect in a fun easy way to spell.

"She's so perfie"

by Ani<3 August 12, 2013

Petafier

You are a homosexual/Jewish/African American person. They enjoy watching anime, playing overwatch, and learning Hebrew.

Adeel: Shut up Hitlers slave petafier

Me: woah adeel chill out

by Secret Santa;) March 10, 2021

Petie

A close-up picture of your pet. A petie is a selfie but of your pet.

Oh my gawd, did you see Marisa's petie on instgram today? It's sooooo cute.

by The Real Matty Dubs January 8, 2014

petrie

Another word for a man's shaft

My petrie is crooked

by Halielie January 5, 2009

petrie douche

A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013