Jesse Perring

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

by Jesseperringfanclub December 2, 2010

Pervin

1) A Turkish woman who shines brighter than any other.
2) A Turkish woman who is beautiful inside and out.

Pervin brightens every room entered like an lantern in the night.

by Nacho Same Type December 31, 2019

Chilly Perkins

Unbearably cold, usually induced by a sudden change in temperature i.e jumping into a freakin' plunge pool in the arctic.

Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*

Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!

by Hurley665 July 20, 2009

perino'd

Hit by anything Karmic you didn't see coming.

Dana Perino was perino'd by an invisible microphone during ex-President Bush's attempted Shoe Assassination in Iraq on Dec 14, 2008.

I thought I had gotten away clean running my money laundering operation when the IRS perino'd me.

by BayAreaWillI December 20, 2008

Jeffery Perkins

The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈

Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.

by Wormdog September 17, 2020

Perin

Fun-loving, energetic, always willing to be the one who stands out in a crowd. She loves her sexy friends, and loves to have a good time. Queen of dares, borderline alcoholic, and has high tolerance for spicy things. BROWNIE! fits the cheerleader stereo-type. Love's boys that row. Will do anything for her girls, likes to keep friends for life. Love her family and has a bright future. She is sexy and very smart.

jordan - wow look at her bruhhh
emma - yea she is a perin brooo hah

by 3lyssseee December 9, 2009

Perin

a cool chick with some attitude but somehow is sweet. plays hard to get. really hot. a good listener and friend. knows when to act like she doesn't care. can seem mysterious to people who don't really know her. kinda stubborn and doesn't let other peoples judgements/opinions get in the way of what she's like. doesn't let people push her around. she really sexy and hot. hates being called shorty.

man, she soo perin

by 3abbieee December 9, 2009