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permanent record

Where all the bad things you've done as a child go.
Mother: You better pick up that candy wrapper!
Son: Why?
Mother: If you don't, this will go on your permanent record, and you will never get into college!
by zoLLL November 9, 2009
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Permanent drunk syndrome

A mental disorder where the subject seems to be in the state of being drunk, even when sober.
A: That guy Camille is crazy... is he drunk?
B: No he's got PDS, Permanent drunk syndrome. It's like he's drunk all the time.
A: Weird...
by besthallsnrevr November 18, 2010
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Permanent Loan

When you let a friend borrow an object or possession without the intention of returning it, however if the original owner needs the object back for any reason, being able to reclaim it.
I lent my friend my gameboy on permanent loan just incase I ever wanted it back.
by mrblacksburger January 13, 2010
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Permanent Wedgie

Take an rope like item and slide it through your leg holes in back. Do same in front and wear the item like suspenders.
My "friends" came over, and when I fell asleep they tied my hands up. And then gave me a permanent wedgie. Since I was tied up I couldn't escape for hours.
by Jackjackerson June 23, 2012
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Permanent Stinky Pussy

PSP -- The end-result after a female has collected enough HPV-strains and other cock-bugs to create mass causalities in her intimate circles. Through Gods fury; Her pussy develops a permanent forest of invincible fungus-culture in her hoo ha. The fungus creates a strong soul-wrecking odor which serves as a forewarning for any righteous God-fearing man.

For those who get trapped by her allure; PTSD is more than likely. PSP is treatment-resistant; thus not mitigated by antifungal, antimicrobial or antibiotic treatment.

Extreme cases may result in radfem antics, acid-colored hair and potentially even a global pandemic.
"I dated Camilla ten years ago and her Permanent Stinky Pussy turned me into a traumatized monk." - Some guy, in a temple
by Herdawg September 26, 2019
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permanent boy friend

by Dugoutdug23 June 11, 2018
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Permanent Records

A myth created by schools to make you behave.
Little do most people know is that your records from one school gets erased after you change schools. The only thing you should REALLY worry about is getting good grades. This doesn't mean you can misbehave like a maniac because you can get a red letter which will mean you're fucked for colleges/universities opportunities.
"I want my records to be clean"
"You and I both know that there's no such thing as a 'Permanent Records'"
by Pecheck September 3, 2007
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