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Perl

The only programming language that actually has contests held to see who can make the most unreadable code.
#!/usr/local/bin/perl

my @srcFiles=grep{!/\.bak$/i && !m{(^|/)CVS(/|$)} && -f $_} DfcD::GlobR("Src/*");
...

BEGIN {
{ $0=~/(.*\\)?(.*)\./; print STDERR "$2 version 0.0.2\n\n"; }
for (@ARGV) { m!^(-/\?|-H|--help)$!i && &help() }
0==@ARGV and &help();
...

bless
/@aCcbPth0,
DfcXxx::Sort keys %hDirs,
sort{lc $a->name cmp lc $b->name or $a->name cmp $b->name} values %hNonDirs,
# undef,
,$class;
...
by Jason Brandt December 29, 2007
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Oh shes hot but she's no Perl!
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Also Known As the "Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister"
Perl programmers don't know Python.
Python programmers despise Perl Programmers.
Ne'er the twain shal meet.
by flipmcf December 21, 2006
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A very usefull programing language that is very powerfull. It is not understood by the less intelligent. Althought perl takes a long time to learn it is like the c++ for unix computers
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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Dan Perl- oh so cool and sexy.
Dan Perl is so sexy.
Dan Perl is the coolest kid around
His hair is so good looking
by ANONYMOUS April 12, 2005
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richard perle

An evil zealot who promotes slaughter for profit.
by zebedee March 29, 2003
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Saturnine associate of Beelzeebub who has his claws up the ass of a grinning airhead puppet by the name of Bush.
by Finney July 3, 2003
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