The only programming language that actually has contests held to see who can make the most unreadable code.
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
my @srcFiles=grep{!/\.bak$/i && !m{(^|/)CVS(/|$)} && -f $_} DfcD::GlobR("Src/*");
...
BEGIN {
{ $0=~/(.*\\)?(.*)\./; print STDERR "$2 version 0.0.2\n\n"; }
for (@ARGV) { m!^(-/\?|-H|--help)$!i && &help() }
0==@ARGV and &help();
...
bless
/@aCcbPth0,
DfcXxx::Sort keys %hDirs,
sort{lc $a->name cmp lc $b->name or $a->name cmp $b->name} values %hNonDirs,
# undef,
,$class;
...
my @srcFiles=grep{!/\.bak$/i && !m{(^|/)CVS(/|$)} && -f $_} DfcD::GlobR("Src/*");
...
BEGIN {
{ $0=~/(.*\\)?(.*)\./; print STDERR "$2 version 0.0.2\n\n"; }
for (@ARGV) { m!^(-/\?|-H|--help)$!i && &help() }
0==@ARGV and &help();
...
bless
/@aCcbPth0,
DfcXxx::Sort keys %hDirs,
sort{lc $a->name cmp lc $b->name or $a->name cmp $b->name} values %hNonDirs,
# undef,
,$class;
...
by Jason Brandt December 29, 2007
Get the Perlmug. 
Perl programmers don't know Python.
Python programmers despise Perl Programmers.
Ne'er the twain shal meet.
Python programmers despise Perl Programmers.
Ne'er the twain shal meet.
by flipmcf December 21, 2006
Get the perlmug. A very usefull programing language that is very powerfull. It is not understood by the less intelligent. Althought perl takes a long time to learn it is like the c++ for unix computers
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
Get the perlmug. by ANONYMOUS April 12, 2005
Get the perlmug. by zebedee March 29, 2003
Get the richard perlemug. Saturnine associate of Beelzeebub who has his claws up the ass of a grinning airhead puppet by the name of Bush.
by Finney July 3, 2003
Get the richard perlemug.