Perl

The only programming language that actually has contests held to see who can make the most unreadable code.

#!/usr/local/bin/perl

my @srcFiles=grep{!/\.bak$/i && !m{(^|/)CVS(/|$)} && -f $_} DfcD::GlobR("Src/*");
...

BEGIN {
{ $0=~/(.*\\)?(.*)\./; print STDERR "$2 version 0.0.2\n\n"; }
for (@ARGV) { m!^(-/\?|-H|--help)$!i && &help() }
0==@ARGV and &help();
...

bless
/@aCcbPth0,
DfcXxx::Sort keys %hDirs,
sort{lc $a->name cmp lc $b->name or $a->name cmp $b->name} values %hNonDirs,
# undef,
,$class;
...

by Jason Brandt December 29, 2007

Perl

Greatest ass since sliced bread

Oh shes hot but she's no Perl!

by Shaifele January 24, 2022

perl

Also Known As the "Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister"

Perl programmers don't know Python.
Python programmers despise Perl Programmers.
Ne'er the twain shal meet.

by flipmcf December 21, 2006

perl

A very usefull programing language that is very powerfull. It is not understood by the less intelligent. Althought perl takes a long time to learn it is like the c++ for unix computers

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

perl

Dan Perl- oh so cool and sexy.

Dan Perl is so sexy.
Dan Perl is the coolest kid around
His hair is so good looking

by ANONYMOUS April 12, 2005

richard perle

An evil zealot who promotes slaughter for profit.

Adolf Hitler

by zebedee March 29, 2003

richard perle

Saturnine associate of Beelzeebub who has his claws up the ass of a grinning airhead puppet by the name of Bush.

My name is Perle. Welcome to my web!

by Finney July 3, 2003