Pere

In French, meaning Father or Dad. but for a person he’s an amazing, sweet and charming guy. He has anger issues but that doesn’t stop people from loving him.

Higeki: *exists*

Pere: *Attacks him with love and snacks*

Higeki: *Refuses*

Pere: *Angry*

by Higeki April 5, 2021

pere egbi

Pere Egbi is a very handsome and overly confident man with an aura of authoritativeness second to none. He is calm, jovial, intelligent, fun to be with and He is a high ranked General whose presence commands authority.

Bring out the Pere Egbi in you.

The emblem on my neck is pere Egbi-ed.

by The irregular November 23, 2021

Pering

To be pered is to beaten to the brink of counsiousness and beyond / Annaly fisted / Chocked out / kicked and dragged by the hair until the only senation in youre life is pain and fear

Pering is the only thing he is thinking about all day.

by Abrisskugel August 12, 2022

Henrique Peres

The most handsome man on the earth and no one can fight me about it

Who’s Henrique Peres?
Look on the urban dictionary you’ll see

by Hibitchbnjfjnfvnjfdr ij November 1, 2021

Pere's Fault

Mythology has delivered us many ways to divert the blame, which is a very important aspect of surviving in the professional world and especially the technical space. When something goes wrong, and you need to blame somebody Pere is there, because after all, it's his fault.

Pere is the colocial Spanish god of mistakes. Anything and everything is Pere's fault.

Oh, crap the server died and we lost $3m in transactions! It's Pere's Fault!

by TechHammer July 26, 2022