percotexting

Perhaps a step worse than drunk dialing since it's automatically recorded.

I broke some ribs and now my ex-girlfriend is asleep in my bed. I must have been percotexting.

by Rudauth May 17, 2012

perculesees

Perculesees means sex in ancient Egypt

Let’s go have perculesees

by Idiot trash 123 November 22, 2019

pecuteosteosis

a disease with very small bones

Don’t let our smiles fool you. We are constantly suffering and in pain. We have extremely small bones.
Pecuteosteosis 🥀

by btuhb November 30, 2019

percupet

Infant or juvenile porcupine.

Is that a small porcupine? No, it is in fact, a percupet. You're full of shit, Scott.

by Lennypepperbottom May 8, 2021

Percuentually

More than perhaps

Man 1: “Hey man. Want to go out tonight?”
Man 2: “Percuentually”

by Cargobob426 April 6, 2024