Perching

When you perch up on a boat and your boy grabs your shaft

Last Monday I was caught off guard just perching on a boat and then my friend came up uninvited and grabbed my shaft really hard

by Mike Haytch April 10, 2021

Perching

A sexual position where a man stands during intercourse and holds a woman up with just his penis, wherein the woman resembles a bird perching on a branch.

During sex, he held her up with just his large penis as if she were a bird perching on a tree’s branch.

by The Carlos Danger July 15, 2021

perching

When a mf be yapping excessively

Perch be perching

by Marmarontheblock June 3, 2024

Perching

When a males penis is so small that it rests on top of his ballsack

Anthony had a tough time getting with girls because of the fact his penis is perching on his balls

by Thee percher January 8, 2025

pelching

Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.

Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!

by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020

Pershing Middle School

A school with nutty teachers but are nice at the end of the school year.
There are kids are are super rude and weird but some kids are super nice...
everyone is super tall there so if you''re not tall you're not tall, you're so out..
Normal kids in Normal classes will always get all the stinking awards so don't expect awards if you're smart. Teachers feel bad for them.
we also beat lanier kids at footbal ahaha

Omg that kid goes to pershing middle school because she looks rocking.
I could tell that kid goes to pershing middle school because he's trying to look cool by rolling his pants inwards..

by ifindyourdough July 23, 2009

Office Porching

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama

hey guys we should go office porching right now

by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022