Penispaste

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste

Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"

by Glby January 16, 2014

penisfrapple

of or pertaining to some abstact nature of a mighty or, conversely, weak penis.

Brad Childress could not coach the Vikings effectively because of his lack of penisfrapple.

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 4, 2010

penistrate

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008

Penisata

A piñata that’s shaped like a penis - great fun at hen do's, even better at Divorce parties

“Hey Cheryl – look she’s got a massive penisata”
“Yeah, Joyce, what’s a hen party without thrashing a giant cock”

by The Pinata Pimp. March 8, 2011

penisface

having a penis where your face should be

"Hey do you know Matt?"
"Yeah isn't he the guy with a penisface?"

by Mike Byrd January 22, 2009

penisface

Someone with a penis on their face.

Hey, penisface, there's a penis on your face!

by Hi I like to hurt people =D July 29, 2003

Penis-Fart

A possible after-affect of a bladder exam. During the exam the bladder is inflated with air making it possible for residual air to cause a "fart" when peeing.

Sound wise a "penis fart" can resemble a queef or the sound a hose makes when extra air escapes.

I never knew it was possible to let a penis-fart until I got a bladder exam...

by Sue Doe Nyhm April 22, 2010