penisillin

What you give a girl to get rid of her "headache"

My bitch didn't feel so good, so I gave her a shot of penisillin.

by longdongjimmyjohn June 11, 2003

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penisement

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")

Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!

by subbie_333 September 19, 2011

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penisology

The study of wieners.

Hey! Me and greg had a great time in penisology class today.

by cheese and quackers June 27, 2014

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Peniel

A Korean-American rapper. He's part of the boygroup Btob. He's often called the definition of the word masterpiece, which he really is. He has the most beautiful mindset.

P1: Who's the definition of the word masterpiece?
P2: Of course it's Shin Peniel!

by Hutazone March 1, 2021

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Peniser

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.

Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!

by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019

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