Penisflake

The perfect thing to say when one does not understand a statement or question.

"What's a spider's crushed skull mixed with a piece of chocolate taste like?"
"Penisflake."

by seb2006 April 30, 2014

peniscore

slang term for something that's cool, whether it be a picture, or a person, or a pair of shoes, or anything really

damn bro, your so peniscore right now

by president of peniscore December 5, 2021

penisface

having a penis where your face should be

"Hey do you know Matt?"
"Yeah isn't he the guy with a penisface?"

by Mike Byrd January 22, 2009

penisface

Someone with a penis on their face.

Hey, penisface, there's a penis on your face!

by Hi I like to hurt people =D July 29, 2003

penisgazer

Someone who can't hold eye contact with males because of the strong urge to look in their crotch area.

Micah: "Dude Bam, you're such a penisgazer, my eyes are up here."

by Bammiee May 17, 2010

Peniscatarian

The practice of eating no meat except for penis

You know that one guy Spencer? Yeah, he's a peniscatarian.

by Dakodak September 29, 2013

Penischeese

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021