penified

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them

Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face

by sargentscrots November 17, 2009

Penalizer

To be disciplined in various ways by the overbaring authority of a male peins.

Guy 1:"Dude did that guy just use his penis powers against you?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he's such a penalizer"

by Lindrick January 21, 2010

penilizer

1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.

3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.

"Was that a penilizer, just now?"

"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."

"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"

"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"

by Follower of The Might of P. July 20, 2009

Peoplized

To be fed up with people

I am over Peoplized.
People are always asking me for something, I'm feeling over peoplized.
Let's go out tonight and get peoplized

by CALI CASH July 22, 2017

punalized

To be punished and penalized simultaneously.

The loosing football team was punalized after the game when a field goal was overruled.

by WhamTam January 11, 2019

penisizer

1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."

1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

Penalized

When you take the penis so hard that you're paralyzed.

Bro, I totally penalized her last night. She couldn't move for a solid 30 seconds.

by TheSecretSauce October 22, 2015