Penasia

The plural for penis

There were two dudes blowin eachother's respective penasia behind the dumpster at my work today so I told them to leave.

by snakpakk August 22, 2011

Penissaurus Maximus

A small man with a giant ego and a even smaller penis. Arrogant, unknowledgeable, illeterate, incompetent, moronic, illogical, can be seen making monkey faces and picking his nose on live TV. Directly releated to, dickhead, penisface, ignoramus, pinnhead and superchicken.

Jim: I can't believe that George Bush is our president.
Pat: Yeah, everybody knows he's a Penissaurus Maximus.

by Cal Cahoones April 7, 2005

penasty

nasty in the penile sense

if you don't wash your junk, it'll get penasty

by bobnik May 6, 2006

Penissoccer

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.

"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Penissaurus

A term which can be used as an insult I.E calling someone a dick head. Dick head in this sentence could be replaced with penissaurus.

"Man Alex is such a penissaurus I hate him"

by TheLegitDavid April 23, 2014

penasquitos

A town thats east of Del Mar and west of Poway, a soccer mom's paradice. There is no movie theater, no liquor store, and no major food places, but it does have 2 high schools. It has two mexican resturants right next to eachother in the most common hangout, the Vons shopping center. There is absolutely nothing to do in PQ, and pretty much everone knows everyone.

Hey, your from PQ, do you go to MT. Carmel, or Westview

by Casey December 29, 2004

Penissey

1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.

I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.

by Jack Wade April 7, 2007