Petinis

A petite penis. A compact cock. A tiny tinkler. A diminutive dick. A shrimpy schlong. A small sausage. A miniscule meatstick. A baby boner. A runty Richard. A humble hard-on. A paltry pecker. A wee weiner. A dainty ding dong. A junior johnson. A microscopic member.

"Samson the poodle has small dick. It's a petinis."

by ButIamPagliacci September 2, 2014

Peginus

A sexual organ that resembles both the penis and vagina; similar to a tranny but only royally fucked up people can have this, example below.

Lady Gaga has a Peginus.

by Zokaeius January 24, 2010

peinis

A long male body part

I will give you love with my peinis

by swager666 November 10, 2017

peginism

Spiritual enlightenment attained from inserting pegs into a Lite-Brite.

I never felt such spiritual euphoria as when completing that sailboat Lite-Brite. Thank Hasbro for Peginism!

by McLuffin August 13, 2011

Pegainis

The mysterious third sex organ, which belongs to either a male or a female. The human being with the pegainis has the ability to mate with itself, or have two humans of each sex organ mate with the pegainis organ. It is also most likely that the human with a pegainis may be pregnant at any random time considering that the testicles are inside of the uterus. During pregnancy, the testicles move up into the fallopian tubes to make room for the fetus. The pegainis is a beautiful sex organ that is very rare. It looks like a vagina with the clitoris the size of a penis. Sometimes the penis part comes out of the opening of the vagina when erected as well as the tiny clitoris being erected. Some pegainis' have the penis inside of the vagaina facing outward and some are replacing the clitoris.

Student: So like if a penis is a one and a vagina is a zero, what number is the pegainis?
Teacher: The pegainis would be a zero with the number one either coming outward through the hole of the number zero or on top of the zero going outward.

by xyz9000 February 19, 2014

Peginus

A penis that has been tainted by the leathery fluid released by the vagina during the painful process of sexual intercourse with a woman.

The only thing he has going for him is that he has a penis, of course after sex with a woman is it really ever a penis again? I’d imagine it would be a Peginus.

by Vilavek April 18, 2008

peginas

the cross between penis and vagina

a person who has half of a penis and half of a vagina combined

by christine February 12, 2005