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The mysterious third sex organ, which belongs to either a male or a female. The human being with the pegainis has the ability to mate with itself, or have two humans of each sex organ mate with the pegainis organ. It is also most likely that the human with a pegainis may be pregnant at any random time considering that the testicles are inside of the uterus. During pregnancy, the testicles move up into the fallopian tubes to make room for the fetus. The pegainis is a beautiful sex organ that is very rare. It looks like a vagina with the clitoris the size of a penis. Sometimes the penis part comes out of the opening of the vagina when erected as well as the tiny clitoris being erected. Some pegainis' have the penis inside of the vagaina facing outward and some are replacing the clitoris.
Student: So like if a penis is a one and a vagina is a zero, what number is the pegainis?
Teacher: The pegainis would be a zero with the number one either coming outward through the hole of the number zero or on top of the zero going outward.
Pegainis by xyz9000 February 19, 2014
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Person 1: hey, why is there a bump in that girls pants?
Person 2: Ohhh, its because she has a peginis
Peginis by Ed Ate a Cookie January 23, 2011
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peginism 

Spiritual enlightenment attained from inserting pegs into a Lite-Brite.
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It is either a penis that was made into a vagina, or a vagina that was made into a penis. Either way it describes the genitalia of a transgender person.
Hey Caitlyn! how’s your new peginis treating you?
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Peganism 

A scientifically-proven religion dedicated to prostate health and the primary practice of the religion is bodily health and tranquility through pegging, also known as prostate prayers.
Peganism, the eternal question for the p-spot and improved health. Prostate prayers, colloquially known as ‘pegging’ is the at least once monthly religious practice for prostate health.
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A mixture between a penis and a vagina
Hey Peter, do you want to see my Peginis?
Peginis by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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