peenub

A small penis so microscopic, it can only be used for liquid evacuation and not sexual stimulation. NOTE: any person of any race, religion, or gender can have a peenub. also see: Front-Bum

Hey Katrina... look at that peenub... up in the sky!

Hey Kittie... show me your peenub.

Nick, along with Dolly, only have little peenubs.

by JBo February 13, 2005

peezing

Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.

I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.

by Peezing July 23, 2014

peepular

Being not fully popular, but popular with your peeps or close friends.

I'm not exactly popular but I'm peepular - all my friends love me.

by Vale1000 April 19, 2007

peenuckle

Similar to that of Camel Toe on a female, this frequently happens to men who wear their pants hiked up too high around their waist, thus causing their package to bulge to one side of the pant leg. An occasional double-peenuckle happens when the seam splits the beans and sausage evenly to either side. Regardless of the showing, the victim immediately sustains feelings of nausea, dizziness and vomiting may inevitebly follow if a peenuckle is seen on grandpa, dad or any other close male relative.

Dangit dad, wear your pants a little lower. We're tired of seeing your peenuckle!

by Bardatello Sampsonite Duberry III February 24, 2007

PeePuck

PeePuck is a gag/joke product. A yellow toilet puck that is placed in a toilet reservoir, causing the toilet to flush piss yellow for days or weeks.

Mother: Who didn't flush the damn toilet AGAIN!!!???

Son: It was me mom, I GOTCHA! You've just been PeePucked!

by niceasilook July 19, 2010

peedubsub

pussy with sideburns , hair consisting on womans face, belly, and/or lower back

i deal with nine and tens no peedubsub threes and fours

by The Dylon October 4, 2010

Peeturbate

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.

"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."

by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011