peeness

needing to go pee

used in a sentence{Go pee or your peeness will fall out.}

by Rachel December 11, 2003

peeness

When you have to pee really bad and you're talking about it.

If I sit like this I can't feel the peeness.

Note: someone actually said the above sentence without realizing what they had just said

by Princess Crime Mob January 11, 2005

Peenoise

A term used to fucking make fun of those fucking gay faggot Filipinos

"Ube roll video"
Peenoise dude : when he said japanese recipe I was very angry
A fucking regular dude : shut the fuck up peenoise its annoying

by Shitty spy main February 26, 2021

peenosaur

A "peenosaur" can be many things.
These include, but are not limited to:

A penis
A dinosaur with a neck and head resembling a big peen

Peenosaur peen dinosaur

by The Peenosaurus September 21, 2013

High-peeness

High peeness refers to Happiness in a sexual way. i.e. the erected state of the male genitals.

What do I want in life? High-peeness, just like everyone else.

by BigDickDan February 5, 2005

PEENOOSE

1. The act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. It gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices.

2. The username of someone whose last name was Kooze. Haha. Kooze.

3. Freezing a ring of urine in order to use in a future hanging as the noose.

1. Peter: "It feels so much better to relieve yourself when you have a rope tied around your neck. The lack of air increases the pressure. I love to PEENOOSE."

2. Dick: "Yo, PEENOOSE, how's the stick in your ass?"

3. Rod: "There's a hanging today. Maybe they'll hag the guy with a PEENOOSE."

by JurassicGriffin April 21, 2010

penoes

a drug that is sold on the streets

Jim sold sum penoes on the streets.

by lil bk November 29, 2006