peejack

when you pee and it jacks up your d

“man i really peejacked this morning .”

by st3ve. April 7, 2021

PeeJay

Pimp unjustified

A slick talking, smooth walking, brother who dresses like a pimp, drives a pussy wagon, but is a church going, Bible reading, man of God. "PeeJay would never pimp out his hoe, he's pimp unjustified."

by Justifiable April 18, 2011

Peejaculation

An occasional occurrence for a male. This phenomenon occurs when a man tries to urinate with a fully erect penis. Confused at whether the male is either peeing or ejaculating, the penis thrusts out multiple, short, hard bursts of urine which gives the male a sensation that confuses him very much.

After awaking with a morning wood, Jeff suffered from severe peejaculation.

by Drewski Of the Hill Castle January 19, 2010

Peefart

A brief interruption of steady urination sometimes causing sputtering of urine. More common in female urination, but males report peefartation.

Judge Judy: So Mr. Kelly you say you did not douse the plaintiff in a steady stream of urine?
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*

Judge Judy: ORDER!!!

by Tw1tchO_o August 14, 2010

Peetard

Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."

Josh Hutcherson got mobbed by a band of Peetards.

by Harrylovesjeni June 22, 2012

peearrhea

1. A watery form of diarrhea that resembles peeing from the anus.
2. Taking a liquid diarrhea dump.

Vince: Uh oh I've got diarrhea... gotta find a toilet pronto!
Mike: 1st door on the left jabroni.

Vince is making a splashy mess in the toilet bowl. 10 minutes later...

Mike: Everything come out alright Vince?
Vince: Man, I think I peed from my butt.
Mike: Oh man, you had peearrhea! That can be dangerous.
Vince: Tell me about it. I made a splashy mess in there.

by Dr[Shaun] July 8, 2007

peejaculation

the art of peeing with a full on erection.

dude ive gotten so good at peejaculation. i got it to the point where i can get steady stream and dont get it all over the seat.

by banginonfools October 18, 2009