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Peertje

This is a high class of mage. They have multiple ranks form high to low, to get higher you need to win your kahoots man, the lower class is peer, this is when we don't like you and you will probably be assassinated, above that is peertje, this is used as a curse word when someone is being clumsy or just a fucking normie, above that is peertje.(insert something here), here you can choose a word of what you like, nice memes, this means that we like you, keep it up, papi is proud, above that is peertje peer, to acquire this rank you need to have won at least one kahoot, congratulations, the highest rank until now is toffe peer, then you are the king of the peertjes, but this has never been reached, you need to have a kahoot streak of at least five times in a row, almost impossible! To join us: you can't, fucking cunt. Omae wa mou shindeiru.
"NANI!!???? What a peertje!"
"Omae wa mou shindeiru. FUCKING PEERTJE!"
by Leo is lekker October 2, 2017
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Neil Peart

Neil Peart's The Rhythem Method is the best drum solo in the world
by The Analog Kid July 7, 2003
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Peert

A peert (also known as a "drizzle pop-fizzle") is when someone urinating (either standing or sitting) unintentionally farts and therefore causes bystanders to wonder, "What the fuck was that?"
I was just in the restroom and someone about crapped themselves when they were takin' a piss. Smelled like musk and dead people in there!
by c.d.h October 17, 2004
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neil peart

One of the few Drum Gods, alog with artists such as Budy Rich and Steve Gadd. When Neil isn't creating amazing, innovative, musical and truely original drum solos, he can usually be found beating up Travis Barker for fun.
Neil Peart's drum solo 'O Basteria' is the greatest existing example of drumming. Other Peart solos include 'Der Trommler' and 'The Rhythm Method'.
by Vannaroth July 30, 2008
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Neal Peart

GOD!

the most influencial and amazing drummer ever.

drummer of progressive rock band Rush
Person A: "OMG i saw Rush live last night!"
Person B: "Realy!? It must have been awesome!"
Person A: "Ya Neal Peart is really is the most kick ass drummer on the world!"
by myself..........that is all... November 23, 2010
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Peefart

A brief interruption of steady urination sometimes causing sputtering of urine. More common in female urination, but males report peefartation.
Judge Judy: So Mr. Kelly you say you did not douse the plaintiff in a steady stream of urine?
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*

Judge Judy: ORDER!!!
by Tw1tchO_o August 14, 2010
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peearrhea

1. A watery form of diarrhea that resembles peeing from the anus.
2. Taking a liquid diarrhea dump.
Vince: Uh oh I've got diarrhea... gotta find a toilet pronto!
Mike: 1st door on the left jabroni.

Vince is making a splashy mess in the toilet bowl. 10 minutes later...

Mike: Everything come out alright Vince?
Vince: Man, I think I peed from my butt.
Mike: Oh man, you had peearrhea! That can be dangerous.
Vince: Tell me about it. I made a splashy mess in there.
by Dr[Shaun] July 8, 2007
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