petting a phoenix

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013

two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

heavy petting

foreplay ranging from breast massage to masturbating one's partner, yet no coïtal contact.

we're not married yet, so we're stuck with heavy petting sessions.

by xenofobiq August 17, 2004

are you petting my mongoose

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

by Jlock April 5, 2019

Pating

Pating is short for a pathetic person. The term was first used in the suburbs of Oslo and is now a widely used term. It's not quite as offensive as actually telling someone that they're a pathetic person, and is commonly used among friends when they do something stupid or short-minded. Pating may be shortened with a simple "P".

Example one:
To friends are walking down the street when suddenly one of them trips in his own laces.
Friend 1: Haha, you're such a pating!
Friend 2: Gaaaah, I know... I'm nothing more than a P...

Example 2:
You're walking down the street and suddenly see a dude with his pants stuffed in his tennis socks.

"Wow, that's a pating"

by pating April 21, 2010

Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

patinga

A patinga is a smart, curry munching , cornershop owning badass who is almost always brown.

'Hello my fellow my patinga'
'Your such a patinga'
'Patinga's are so smart'
'What's up my patinga'
'I wish I was a patinga '

by TheAlphaPatinga July 3, 2019