Peanut

A cute person, usually used as a nickname between bestfriends .

Gosh, Sam , you're such a peanut !!(:

by &ithinkiloveyou . May 12, 2011

Peanut

When your pee stream is split in half by a bit of dried semen stuck in your urethra

Ex 1: I woke up this morning to take a piss, and missed the toilet bc I had a peanut
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty

by Dick toes August 27, 2018

peanut

a small being who contains absolutely no intelligence and annoys the fuck out of every person it can.

Person 1: Hey have you met Ellen?
Person 2:Well i saw it but it was so ugly to look at i turned and ran away
Person 1:what a fucking peanut

by codplayer June 29, 2011

peanut

An affectionate name for a small child or baby

Hey, what're you doing to that peanut?

by VVeedson March 24, 2010

peanut

Peanut is a word with no real meaning. It can refer to a person, place or thing. Anything you like. It can be taken as an insult or as a compliment.

Yashi - She is definitely peanut.

Debra - definitely.

by Peanut<3whiskers March 27, 2009

Peanut

A mentally retarted person.

"I think Snookie might be a peanut."

by elusivite December 14, 2011

peanut

an idiot ... referring to brain size

you peanut

by baz January 8, 2004