patrick star

Patrick Star is a pink star fish on the Nickelodian hit cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants". He is the the stupidist character on the show yet somehow comes up with the funniest one liners. Also good to watch after smoking an ounce or two.

Spongebob: "Patrick, I'm MAD!"
Patrick star: "I'm MAD too!!"
Spongebob: "How's come?"
Patrick star: "I can't see my forehead..."

by jpz0r November 6, 2006

the patrick star

The patrick star is when every appendage you have is inside a girl. Basically you are having sex with six girls at the same time using every part of you that you physically can. It is theoretically the most poon a single man can ever snatch.

Friend 1:"Did you here about Jeff?"
Friend 2 :"No man, what happened."
Friend 1: "Dude, he pulled off the patrick star!!!"
Friend 2: "He is a god among men."

by Red Rooster Ln January 28, 2016

Patrick Star Syndrome

Lacking determination to be socially active; making minimal to no appearances at group events; intentionally missing and not replying phone calls, text messages and voice mails and avoiding social networks on the internet (AIM, Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc.) to the extent where your friends think you're living under a rock.

Often acknowledged as an effect of post-heartbreak/depression and lasts for several months at a time.

Girl: "Where's Jamie been? Is he okay?"
Boy: "He must have caught Patrick Star Syndrome, I haven't heard from him in ages."
Girl: "That girl must have broken his heart, huh?"
Boy: "You bet."

by Kesoboy April 25, 2009

Patrick Star

A dumbass who just sits there doing absolutely nothing, drools in his sleep, and annoys Squidward with Spongebob

Spongebob: Patrick wanna go jellyfishing?
Patrick Star: Ok (starts sleeping and drooling).

by A fucking dousebag at school September 20, 2019

Patrick Star

(n)An awesome , completely mentally deficient starfish who ingests a large amount of chronic and is constantly going over to spongebob's house to get drug money.

(v) To be a sexy starfish who likes smoking weed and getting underwater pussy.

Patrick Star: spongebob pass the blunt

Spongebob : fuck off

by HOt starfish July 10, 2011

patrick star

Spongebob squarepants's idiotic companion. Is a pink starfish

EVIL SUPERVILLAIN: "it says patrick star on your driving license" PATRICK STAR: "that doesn't mean it's mine"

by JimmyK September 12, 2003

Patrick Star

Cmon how could you NOT know Patrick Star?
He's seriously spongebob's best friend dumbass
He pink
He's a star
He's lazy

He live under a rock

That's all you have to know about him.

Who lives in a pine-rock under the sea

Spo-Patrick Star!

by D w e e b May 27, 2021