Patient Transport

Hospital workers who are under appreciated that transport patients through out the hospital.These people are awesome and randomly break out into song, occasionally...

5th Floor: Telecom can you page some awesome people that randomly break out into song, occasionally...?
Telecom: Oh you mean Patient Transport?
5th Floor: 10-4

by LJNSLM March 11, 2012

Patient Funk

This all-encompassing term is used to describe any one of the many contagions, odors or bodily fluids that potentially fester upon a patient (typically a physical therapy patient). When a particularly rampant cold spreads through a healthcare clinic, it can often be attributed to "patient funk." When one's sweater smells like feet after a hard day's work, blame patient funk. When a foul odor wafts through the waiting room, across the gym, and into the charting room, one can be sure there is patient funk to be shared...

Thing 1: Dude, what's this brown crusty stuff on my khakis?
Thing 2: Ten bucks says it's patient funk. Hope it's not poo.

or

Thing 2: I've had this cough for 3 months now. WTF?
Thing 1: Yeah, you got patient funk from that shoulder patient who came in with pneumonia in January.

by Dr. Evil 518 May 21, 2011

Patient girl

A female patient at the hospital.

The patient girl would whine about how all the students were looking at her twat the wrong way during a pelvic exam, until the hospital staff and students began to lose their patients.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019

Patient Zero

In work or educational organizations the first person in the organization with a contagious disease who winds up infecting over half of his or her colleagues.

With this year’s office cold, Sammy was patient zero.

by jesster79 January 9, 2020

Patient Zero Day

As "Patient Zero" refers to the first known infected case in a zombie plague, Patient Zero Day is the celebration of the coming of the first ever zombie- that zombie is Jesus Christ. (Patient Zero Day is Easter).

"Happy Patient Zero Day! Did the bunny give you chocolate eggs?"

by seepyseedy March 31, 2013

Patient Zero

The 1st person infected by a zombie plague starting the zombie apocalypse/end of times. reffering to a mass infection of a populace either by a secret operation or misshap. This "zombie plague" swamps normal military and law enforcement organizations, leading to the panicked collapse of civilian society until only isolated pockets of survivors remain, scavenging for food and supplies in a world reduced to a pre-industrial hostile wilderness also known as Z day.

becky was the first infected with the virus...she's patient zero. lets kill that bitch.

see:Night of the living dead, zombieland, left for dead, 28 days later

The most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often.

by iheartgravediggers January 23, 2011

Patient Zero

That unknown mysterious colleague who comes into the office, sneezes every 5 mins, spreads a ton of nasty ass bacteria that eventually has half the office calling in sick the following day.

Matt: Geez Alice, you have been chain sneezing for the last 15 mins, Are you okay?
Alice: So did you last week asshole and now everyone has gotten infected with your shit.
Matt: Yeah Bitch, I'm Patient Zero so don't fuck with me, when you see me, wear a fucking gas mask .
Alice. Off you contagious fuck.

by methradeth October 10, 2019