patrick shwavy

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

“One time I got drunk before going to my friends senior prom. A few weeks prior I heard about this one kid getting into a real bad car accident that went there. I’m all patrick shwavy, and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him, so I go, “Hey man how you feeling?” and he didn’t reply. I then asked, “How long you gonna be in the wheelchair for?”, and my friend Sam stopped me and was like, “Yo! He’s got Cerebal Palsy. He’s gonna be in that wheelchair for life..”. It obviously wasn’t the right kid. The kid in the car accident actually fucking died, and I didn’t know that.”

by yunggmaddie December 16, 2019

Patrick Swayze

Noun: An endearing “ditto” response to a message from a loved one as noted in the movie Ghost, one of the greatest love stories of all time.

Message: Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Response: Patrick Swayze!

by guysm1ley November 27, 2020

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was so Patrick shwavy that I asked a kid with cerebral palsy when he would get out of a wheelchair thinking he was a kid who died in a car crash the week prior.

by Oneinchw0nder December 16, 2019

Patrick Stump's Soul Voice

Patrick Stump's soul voice can cure cancer and any diseases.It also is used in Ryden's marriage.It also is an instrement for the band Fall Out Boy.

I Love Patrick Stump's Soul Voice.

by Galaxy Space Unicorns July 22, 2017

Patrick Star

Not Dirty Dan. Sometimes wonders if mayonnaise is an instrument. Is also best friends with a little yellow square dude. He was given the ugly, and he is not the Krusty Krab.

Fish #1: “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
Patrick Star: “No, this is Patrick.

by King_Waffle4804 February 1, 2019

Patrick Bateman

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.

Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it

by I_onehit October 4, 2022

no this is patrick

This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?

Customer 1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: no this is Patrick.
Customer 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick!
Customer 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!! *slams phone*

by Mayo egg January 4, 2018