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pastamuffin

noun
1. someone who is extremely cute, no matter what.
2. a dog with wiggly hair.
Nini is a gangsta pastamuffin.

From the original Cheetah Girls (the actual book, not the gay movie shit), Toto was frequently referred to as a pastamuffin.
by the real Nini March 28, 2009
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pastamancer

If you're ever in need of some noodles, a pastamancer is just what you need! With their Cannelloni Cocoon and Manicotti Meditation, Pastamancer's are a valued class in the kingdom of loathing. I mean, what's better than noodles? Besides, you know, other stuff.
With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the world.
by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005
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pasty white pastrami

A derogatory term used by the brothas to mean a white Caucasian male. Describes the white male as very white, sticky like a pastry and adds a random similar sounding food item for good affect.
homie: yo pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
white man: pasty white pastrami?? but I dont even get it...
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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Pastral

Pastral pronouced: pay~strool
noun. The remaining pastry flakes after consuming something which contains pastry.

Pastralise pronouced: pay~stra~lies

verb. The action of licking ones fingers too attain flakes of pastry off a plate after consuming a tasty treat.
"I feel like a kid again with a place full of pastral".

Dude 1: "Are you finished with your pastry?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Why?"
Dude 1: "Good, because I'm going to pastralise the shit out of that plate!"
by Ferritocious Oncore December 23, 2010
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pastrami flaps

Another term for saggy pussy lips, synonomous with the ever-popular phrase "beef curtains".
Sara had such big pastrami flaps that when she walked they made a clapping sound.
by mikef91 August 12, 2005
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pastranomi

My favorite class is pastranomi, all we do is study pastrami, the greatest deli meat known to man!
by Blade McGrady September 13, 2010
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Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017
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